ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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