Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
