So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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