i jhust puked up my retainher.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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