Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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