So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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