Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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