they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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