Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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