Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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