i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
