At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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