You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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