Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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