i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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