with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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