Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize