First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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