Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless