I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
There's always time for handjobs
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.