Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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