Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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