Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just tell him i said nine months
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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