It's Friday. Sex?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I think my moral compass just broke
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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