How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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