His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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