On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
ok first of all what the fuck
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