If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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