I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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