I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
