Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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