you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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