i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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