Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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