grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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