She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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