I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
