There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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