I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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