How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
