I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
All I want is dick and wine.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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