What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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