is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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