i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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