well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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