Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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