We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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