i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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