it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I intend to get homeless drunk
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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