remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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