Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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