He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
PANTIES FOUND
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