I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
So vagazzling was a success
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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