Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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