none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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