your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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