its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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