i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
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