No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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